英语沙龙-开心乐园-05

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Driving carFather：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－hand turn．”Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing．”开车父亲：“哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。”苏茜：“没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。” 本文无注释

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