搞笑无厘：用英语损人的30个短句
2. Pervert !变态、流氓
3. Brag ! 吹牛
4. Bullshit! 废话
5. Play dumb. 装傻
6. Shameless！无耻
7. Fighting one’s own.起内讧
8. Lucky bastard! 狗屎运
9. Crass.没风度
10. Wise up!别傻了
11. I am dead. 死定了
11. Don’t play innocent!别装蒜！
12. You are dreaming.你做梦！
13. Behave!安分点 ！
14. You’re so lame!你真笨！
15. That’s rubbish!胡扯！
16. No need!免了吧！
17. Blood and gore.很恶心
18. Go to hell.去死吧！
19. Have some decency!正经点
20. Make up your mind!干脆点
21. Sober up!清醒点
22. Don’t run away!别想溜
23. How low-class!真低级
24. stingy bastard!小气鬼
25. Poser!耍大牌
26. Nerd 书呆子
27. Same difference半斤八两
28. You just don’t appreciate it!不识抬举
29. How did it come to this!岂有此理
30. No class!真没水准
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