英语沙龙-开心乐园-14

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Who is DisgustingFirst：“My neighbor is very disgusting，who moved here recently，he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night．”Second：“It is disgusting in faith，do you call the police？”First：“No．I just take him as a madman，and continue to play my piano．”谁可恶甲：“我家新搬来的邻居好可恶，竟然深更半夜跑来猛按我家的门铃。”乙：“的确可恶。你有没有报警？”甲：“没有。我当他是疯子，继续弹我的琴。”本文无注释

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