双语笑话 国外大学生的真情告白
人们常说大学不仅仅是学习知识，更是一段重要的人生经历。在学校里，你学到了什么呢？来看看Twitter上的孩纸们在学校里学到的东西，有没有一些共鸣呢？
关于学习：
In college you can get a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. but that doesn't mean you're going to get a J.O.B。
大学里你能拿到B.A。(学士学位)， M.D。(医学博士)， or Ph.D。(博士学位)，但这不意味着你能拿到J.O.B。(工作)。
That "F" You Got In English Does Not Mean Fantastic, So You Should Worry。
英语课上拿了F，不是说你Fantastic(棒极了)，你得上点心。
Don't Schedule 8am classes!
早晨8点的课不能选！！(起不来啊~~)
If you plan on not attending class, make sure you have a buddy that will sign u in。
要是你打算逃课，先保证有个家伙能帮你签到。
Do your homework &study. And by study I mean STUDY A LOT!
好好学习，完成作业，我说好好学习是真的要努力！
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