双语习题簿11.22
JOKE：
As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20% off sale.
"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.
"No girlfrend?"
"No, my wife won't let me."
译文：
最近，当我在一家珠宝店维修警报系统的时候，一位女售货员告诉我这家店正进行20%的打折活动。
她建议我说“我打赌如果你买些东西给你女友的话她一定会喜欢的。”
“没有女友？”
“是的，我媳妇不让。”Exercises:
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
故事中的男人是好男人吗？
练习答案：
当然是啦，要听老婆的话。哈哈！
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