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趣味图片英语笑话:Tobias 托拜厄斯(双语)

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It would be natural if Tobias was walking by now. He's 8...

如果托拜厄斯现在会走就正常了。他8…

Why should I,fool? It's obvious that as long I'm on all fours, there's no expectations, no pressure! Suits me fine! I'm staying down!

我为什么要,傻瓜?很明显,只要我四肢着地,没有期望,没有压力!还蛮适合我的!我坚持下去!

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