笑话习题簿11.1.10

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　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
　　"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
　　"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap." 　　小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。”
　　“好，你做得对。”妈妈说。
　　“但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”
练习:
结果会怎么样啦~
答案：
今天小约翰加餐，爸爸没有饭吃。

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