笑话习题簿11.1.11
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？
年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。练习:
毒蘑菇是神马样子的咧？
答案：
要是醒不来，就是毒蘑菇了。
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