笑话习题簿11.1.14

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          Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
   Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 　

   旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？
   售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。
练习:
现在几点啦？
答案：
三点一刻。

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