英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.24

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   A: I have the perfect son.
   B: Does he smoke?
   A:No, he doesn't.
   B: Does he drink whiskey?
   A:No, he doesn't.
   B: Does he ever come home late?
   A:No, he doesn't.
   B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
   A:He will be six months old next Wednesday..    A:我有一个完美的儿子。
   B:他抽烟吗？
   A:不，不抽。
   B:他喝威士忌吗？
   A:不，他不喝。
   B:那他回家晚吗？
   A:不，不会。
   B:我想你确实有一个完美的儿子。他多大了？
   A:下周三他就六个月大了。。练习：
现在你知道去哪里找男朋友了吧？答案：
幼儿园。。。

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