beg on her knees
Two men were talking at the office rest room. One was telling the other about a fight he had with his wife.“ In the end,” he said, “ I had her begging on her knees.”
“What did she say?” asked the coworker.
“She told me to come out from under the bed.”
打架
两个男士正在他们的办公室里谈论一些事情。一个说起了他和他妻子的打架，他说：“最后，我让她跪到了地上乞求。”
“她说什么？”他的同事问。
她对我说：“出来，从床底下给我出来！”
NOTE
beg on one's knees 跪到了地上乞求
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