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   A couple drove several miles down a country road with intense silence. Not a word was said to each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede his position. As they passed a barnyard of mules(骡子) and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours? " "Yep, " the husband replied, "in-laws ". 一对夫妇驾驶汽车在乡间路上行驶了几公里,车里沉默的可怕。彼此一句话也不交流。他们刚刚的一次讨论变成了争论,谁都不想放弃自己的位置。当他们经过一个谷仓前的骡子和猪,妻子讽刺地问道:“你的亲戚吗?”“是的,”丈夫答道,“亲家”。欢迎来论坛讨论更多:                                                     

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