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  A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose,a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear. She says,“Doctor,can you help me?I don‘t feel well,and I cannot figure out what’s wrong.”

  The doctor replies:“Well my dear you are clearly not eating properly!”

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