双语笑话 女孩特权
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子
If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗
If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老练
If you don't you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳
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