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Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:

″I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″

有个礼拜天亨利·布彻先生来到普利茅斯教堂,发现有几封信正等着他。他打开一封,看到信里只有一个词——“蠢货”。他平静而认真地把这事告诉了教众们,他这么说的:
  “我知道很多时候,有人会写信后忘记署名,可这是我唯一见到的一次,有人署了名却忘了写信。”

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