你来跟我说说
A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks studying for the final.
The day of the exam arrived and they were more than ready for the test. The teacher pulled out a chart, and on it were different pictures of bird's legs. The teacher said, "This is your exam. Name these birds by their legs."
After ten minutes one boy stood up, absolutely furious, and slammed the paper down on the teachers desk. "Dammit!" he hollered. "You knew I needed to pass this exam to graduate. How could you do this to me?"
The guy begins to leave the room and the teacher yells at him, "Hey you, boy, what's your name?" The student pulls up his pants, revealing his legs, and says, "I don't know sir. You tell me."
几位大学社团成员必须修满科学必修课才能毕业，所以他们花了几个礼拜为毕业考试复习。
到了考试那天，他们已准备得相当充分了。老师取出一张图表，上面是各种鸟类下肢的图片。老师说：“这就是你们的考试，根据鸟类的腿部说出它们的名称。”
过了十分钟，一个男生站起来，气得不行，把卷子往老师桌上一摔。“奶奶个腿的！”他骂了起来，“你明知我非得过了这门考试才能毕业，怎么可以跟我整这个？”
这小子迈步要出教室，老师高声喝住他：“喂，你，那男生，你叫什么名字？”男生撩起裤脚，露出大腿，说：“我不知道，先生，你来跟我说说！”
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