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这都是直接打美国来的呀

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Mrs.Smith lived in London. One day she received some American dollars from her daughter who was working in New York.

She went to a jewelry shop for a pair of earrings. At the counter, the salesman checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old woman impatient. At last she couldn't wait anymore, uttering:

"Trust me, sir, and trust the American dollars. they are directly from America."

史密斯太太住在伦敦,有天她收到在纽约工作的女儿寄来的一笔美元。
她去首饰店买了一副耳环。在柜台,店员仔细查看每张钞票是不是真钱,搞得老太太不耐烦了。最后她等不下去了,就说:
“相信我吧,先生,你就相信这些美金吧,这都是直接打美国来的呀。”
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