可惜他不是
A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man apparently looked very sad.
An old man who felt sympathy and said to the young man, " I understand you. I thought he was your relative. am i right? "
" There lies the problem," the young man said, " he was not my relative at all."
一大群人聚在饭店外头，那儿有个出了名的有钱人死于一场车祸。在这群人当中，有个年轻人显得特别伤心。
有位老人对他很同情，就跟他说：“我理解你的感受，我想他是你亲人，对吧？”
“问题就在这儿啊，”年轻人说，“他压根儿就不是我亲戚。”
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