有想象力的员工
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held."
"Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一个年轻人被雇用几个星期后，他被叫到经理办公室。
“这是什么意思？”经理问。“你申请这份工作的时候，你告诉我们你有五年的工作经历。现在我们发现这是你曾经做过的第一份工作。”
“是的。”年轻人说,"广告里你说你想要一些有想象力的人。”
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