还有我们老师
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Emily, she's a lawyer, ' or 'That's David, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher...she's dead."
孩子们都照完相后，老师想劝他们每人买张集体照的相片。
“试想一下，那有多美呀！等你们都长大了，瞧着它说‘这有埃米莉，她做了律师’，或者‘这是戴维，他当了医生’。”
在教室后面爆出个小小的声音：“这还有我们老师……她死了。”
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