我走错房间了
An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.
"Oh my goodness," the pretty young thing exclaimed, "I'm at the wrong house."
"Sweetheart, you're at the right house," the old guy assured her. "But you're forty years too late."
一位老人正舒舒服服打着盹，让门铃给惊醒了。他从沙发上起身艰难地挪到门边，门外站着位绝美的年轻女子。
“哦，天哪，”漂亮姑娘叫了声，说，“我走错房间了。”
“宝贝，你走对了房间。”老人肯定地对她说，“不过来晚了四十年。”
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