趣味图片英语笑话：amputate 截肢（双语）
We need to amputate both your legs, but dontcha worry, kiddo, we've got prosthetics- two nice logs I grabbed out from the shed this morning!
我们需要给你截肢,但不要担心,老姐,我们有假肢——两个不错的原木，今天早晨我从小屋拿来的!
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