你知道死海不
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was stronger.
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
威尔和比尔为谁爸更厉害吵起来了。
威尔说：“我说，太平洋你知道不？那大坑就是我爸给挖的。”
比尔没放眼里：“哼，那没啥。你知道死海不？就我爸给它弄死的！”
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