我是来接你的电话线的啊。
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
一个年轻人刚刚开了自己的公司。他租了漂亮的办公室并配有古董。坐在那里，他看到一个男的走进了办公室。希望出现一些亮点，商人拿起电话，开始假装他有一桩大买卖。他把巨大的数字，做出了巨大的承诺。最后他挂了电话，问来访者，“我能帮你吗？”那人说，“是的，我是来接你的电话线的啊。”
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