我说的是我的全身啊老师
Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: "Singapore,Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
老师：“你在哪生的？”
学生：“新加坡。”
老师：“哪块儿啊？”（或“哪个地方啊？”）
学生：“我说的是我的全身啊，老师。”
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