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我妈也是啊你想跟她见一面不

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  When the young waitress in the cafe in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"

"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"
汤姆住的大楼的咖啡馆女服务员最近每天跟他扬手打招呼,让汤姆有点受宠若惊,因为那女子至少比他年轻15岁。这天,女服务员又跟汤姆招手示意,汤姆就走了过去,她问汤姆:“你是单身吗?”
“哎,是啊。”汤姆回答,冲她咧嘴直乐。
“我妈也是啊,”她说,“你想跟她见一面不?”


       

                        

    

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