英语笑话：哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*) ……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧O(∩_∩)O~~
How Could Anyone Stoop So Low Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him —— his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily,"Someone just picked my pocket！"Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out,"How could anyone stoop so low?"
哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提——他的身高。或者，我应该说，他是有点矮！一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，“有人拿了我的钱包！”我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”！
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