可是我会给傻子让路的
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar.
As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.
Both of them stopped, staring at each other.
Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool."
"But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.
歌德有次在魏玛一座公园的小路上散步。
说巧不巧，他跟一位对他有敌意的评论家撞上了。
他俩都站住脚，互相打量着。
然后评论家说：“我从不会给傻子让道。”
“可是我会给傻子让路的。”歌德边说边闪到路旁。
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