双语笑话 I WANT A NIGHTMARE
I WANT A NIGHTMARE
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam. Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite. Mother replied. Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight, Tom said.
想做坏梦
在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。妈妈答道。那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。汤姆说。
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/30631.html
相关文章
-
Sport Joke(12)
Two golfers met at the club.“I heard about your terrible tragedy last week，”said one.“Yes，”said the other sadly，sipping his drink.“I was playing a two-some with Winthrop，and he dropped dead o...
2019-01-04 英语笑话 -
法官在讯问刑事被告时带着关爱的心情
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner."What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
英语幽默 -Childrens' Minds
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surpris...
2019-03-19 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精108：I Don't Know Her我还不认识她呢（英汉双语笑话）
108. I Don't Know Her108.我还不认识她呢A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench，passionately kissing.一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上深情接...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
Humanity VS. the IRS
Note: The following letter was distributed over the H. & R. Block tax network as a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst of 1994's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions, a...
2018-12-06 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：You're awesome guys 你们真是棒家伙（双语）
You're awesome guys... Just don't move for a couple of hours!你们真是棒家伙...就在那不动，待几个小时！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
Lawyer Joke(2)
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says，“Ah，you‘re an engineer―you’re in the wrong place.”So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话： the postal service 邮政服务（双语）
After it had crossed a few oceans, the postal service's strict rules for correct postage, meant that Beth never got Max's final letter邮政服务跨越了几个海洋后,严格的矫正邮资,意味着贝丝不会收...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇020：E-mail 电子邮件（中英+）
A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. 有个人去牙买加度假，His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. 他的妻子正好出差，所以打算在他...
2018-11-06 英语笑话
