双语笑话 我赢了 92 条金鱼
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom.
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them...
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗莱德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：养在浴室。
弗莱德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛……
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