双语笑话 失声
One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？"
一个男人问医生：“大夫，我妻子嗓子说不出话。我应该做些什么才能帮助她？”
The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."
医生答道：“尝试一下，凌晨3点回家。”
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