把蛋糕切两半，凯瑟琳
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her: “Cut this cake in half, Catherine."
迪克七岁了，而他妹妹凯瑟琳才五岁。有一天，妈妈去大城市买点新衣服，就把他们扔姨妈家玩。
俩小孩玩了一个钟头后，到了四点半，姨妈把迪克领进厨房。姨妈给他一块漂亮的蛋糕和一把刀，对他说：“来，把刀拿去，迪克。把蛋糕切两半，拿块给妹妹。不过记住啊，要做得像个绅士哦。”
“像个绅士？”迪克问，“绅士怎么做的？”
“绅士总是把大点儿的那块分给别人。”姨妈随即答道。
，才 “噢。”迪克应着，对这事琢磨了一小会儿。然后他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，对妹妹说：“把蛋糕切两半，凯瑟琳。
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