双语笑话蛀牙

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小男孩儿看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家。“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。” 妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛“不可能——你睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖吃得精光,而且从来不刷牙!” 这时,男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙已经全被拔光了。 As a little boy arrived home from a dental visit,“Hey mom,the dentist says 1 have no cavities.” His mom stared at him wide一eyed and quite surprised,“It is imPossible一you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!”Then the boy opened his mouth——his teeth have been taken out all.

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