可你这也不是真坦克呀
Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy, this isn't real money.” Little Jimmy didn’t reply, continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Jimmy kept walking.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, “I'm sorry, young man, but this is not real money.”
Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said, “And this isn't a real tank, either.”
吉米走进店里，拿起一架玩具坦克，塞给店老板假钱，就往外走。
店老板立马对他说：“等等，小孩，这不是真钱。”小吉米没答话，继续往外走。老板又说了一遍，而吉米还是没收住脚步。
老板第三回叫住他：“不好意思，小伙子，你这可不是真钱哦。”
吉米瞧了眼手里的坦克，又瞧了眼店老板，最后说了句话：“可你这也不是真坦克呀。”
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