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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Bragging 吹牛(中英双语)

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40.Bragging

40.吹牛

Three  famous  surgeons  were  bragging  about  their skills.  "A man came to me who had his hand cut off,“said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."

三名著名的外科医生在吹嘘着各自的高超医术。其中一个说:“有个人切断了一只手,他来找我治疗,如今,他已成为音乐会的小提琴手。”

That's nothing." said another.“A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on,and today that man is a marathon runner."

“那有什么,”另一个不服,“有个家伙的两条腿全断了,我给他接上了。现在这家伙是马拉松运动员。”

"I can top both of you,"said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. ,There was nothing left but a horse's posterior---and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate. "

“你们俩都比不上我。”第三个人说,“有一天,我被叫到一起事故的现场。当时那儿什么都没留下,只有一个马屁股和一副眼镜。现在那个人就坐在美国参议院中。”

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