要求购买针织品公司在编织。

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Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".

Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"

Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"

Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland".

打电话者:“我想Argoed 鱼的数量在加的夫的酒吧”。

接线员:“对不起,这里没有清单。是拼写正确的?”

打电话者:“嗯,它过去被称为鱼条但' B '掉了”。

然后是调用者要求购买针织品公司在编织。

接线员:“编织吗?你确定吗?”

打电话者:“是的。这就是它所说的标签;编织在苏格兰”。

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