幽默小语四则
1.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光跑得比声音快，这就是为什么有些人看起来灵光，直到他们开口说话。
2.War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
战争并不决定谁对（right为英文双关语：右/对）--只是谁留下来（left为英文双关语：左/留）。
3.Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
上教堂并不会使你成为一个基督徒，正如站在车房里不会使你成为一部车子。
4.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
每个成功的男人背后是他的女人。每个从成功坠毁的男人背后通常是另一个女人。
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