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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事85:所有的烟卷都会点着的

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later
所有的烟卷都会点着的

Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.‘I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday .’‘Don't worry ,dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later .’He said with a smile.
玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟,一天她对丈夫抱怨说:“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”“不用担心,亲爱的,所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说

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