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双语笑话 亚洲十大笨贼,笨到受害人都愤怒了⑨

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Fukuoka, Japan: Thief caught while trying to undo his Spider suit.
日本福冈:窃贼在脱掉蜘蛛侠外套时被捕。A resident returned to find a man dressed as Spider Man jumping out of his house. Police nabbed him as he struggled to remove his costume, which included pink arm warmers and a woman’s swimsuit.一位房主回家时发现一个穿着蜘蛛侠衣服的小偷正跳出他的房子。当他挣扎着奋力脱掉自己身上的道具服时被警察逮个正着。这身衣服由粉红色的长手套和女生的游泳衣组成。小编:你偷东西就好好偷东西,还玩什么化妆舞会嘛!?这故事教导我们真的不要一心二用。



                                     

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