我们想在出事故前赶紧到达目的地
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
哈利和劳埃德正超速行驶。一个警察拦住了他们。
“你们为什么开得这么快？警察吼道。
“我们的刹车失灵了我们想在出事故前赶紧到达目的地。
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