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但是首先我不想减去另一个12磅

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A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.
"Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick and I can barely eat."
"Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?"
"I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."

一天一个刚结过婚的女人在街上碰到一个朋友,朋友问她婚后如何.
"非常不好.他吃饭象个猪,从来不洗澡,并且把他的ZHANG衣服丢的满屋都是,他让我恶心的吃不下饭。”
“这样啊”朋友说“你为什么不离开他呢?”
“我想啊”她开始说,“但是首先我不想减去另一个12磅。”

   
       

                        

    

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