那是不可能的你不刷牙
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the doctor says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,”It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
一个男孩微笑着从牙医那里回到家：“嘿，妈妈，医生说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛，“那是不可能的——你不刷牙，吃完巧克力然后睡觉之前！那男孩张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了！
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