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一个男的来到我的理发店

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Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut.

"Eight dollars," I answered.

"And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."

最近,一个男的来到我的理发店,问剪一个头要多少钱。


“八美元,”我回答。


“和刮胡子呢?“5美元。“好吧,”他说,冷意了一下坐到到理发师的椅子。说“给我刮刮头吧。”

       

                        

    

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