英语幽默小故事带翻译：Chaude and Cold 热与冷（双语）
a patron in montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "this is an outrage," he complained. "the faucet marked c gave me boiling water."
蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着c的龙头流出的是开水。”（顾客以为是cold）
"but, monsieur, c stands for chaude - french for hot. you should know that if you live in montreal."
“可是，先生，c代表chaude－法语里代表‘热’。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。”
"wait a minute," roared the patron. "the other tap is also marked c."
“等等，”那位顾客咆哮一声，“另外一个龙头同样标的是c。”
"of course," said the manager, "it stands for cold. after all, montreal is a bilingual city."
“当然，”经理说道：“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
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