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老师重申鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to

swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal,

its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a

human, it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask

Jonah."

The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

一个小女孩在和她的老师谈论鲸鱼。老师说,鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人因为,

即使这是一个非常大的哺乳动物,它的喉咙是非常小的。Jonah就是被鲸鱼吞

下去了。激怒,老师重申鲸鱼不可能吞下一个人,生理上是不可能的。小女

孩说,“嗯,当我到了天堂,我会问他。”老师问,讽刺地说,“要是Jonah

去了地狱呢?”小女孩回答说,“那你问他”。

       

                        

    

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