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你有一个很漂亮的脑袋

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"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

"Where's the shopping bag?"

"I haven't got one - use you hat."
“所有的孩子都拿我取乐,”小男孩哭着对他的母亲。 “他们说我头都大了。”
“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰。 “你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。”好了,别哭了,去到商店买10磅土豆。“
“购物袋在哪里?”
“我还没有了 - 就用你的帽子。”
       

                        

    

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