一位精明的家庭主妇
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.
She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
一位精明的家庭主妇听说有种炉子只需要消耗他现在使用的炉子的一半煤燃烧。
她听了大为兴奋,说:“那太好了!因为一个炉子可以省一半的煤,那么如果我买两个的话,不就可以把煤!”
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