接待员告诉他价格取决于房间的大小和人数
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.
" Do you take children?" the man asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
当一个男人打电话给旅馆问多少钱一个房间，接待员告诉他价格取决于房间的大小和人数。“你带孩子？”那人问。“不，先生，”店员说。”只收现金和信用卡。”
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