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一个年轻的经理正要离开办公室

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A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

一个年轻的工作人员下午6点正要离开办公室,,他发现经理站在一个碎纸机前拿着一张纸。
“听着,”经理说,这是一个非常敏感和重要的文件,我的秘书已经离开。你能做这项工作吗?”“当然,”年轻人说行。他打开机器,插入的文件并按下启动按钮。“好,好,”经理的文件文件破碎在机器里。”经理说我只需要一个副本。”
       

                        

    

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