我想让邻居看到我没有打老婆。
"Why do you go on the balcony when I sing? Don't you like to hear me?"
"It isn't that. I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife."
“你为什么要到阳台去当我唱歌的时候？你不想听我唱歌，啊？”“不是的。我想让邻居看到我没有打老婆。”
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